| File name | Size | Description |
|---|---|---|
| beercan.wav | 47K | Øystein Botnmark, saying "Du ser ut så en kræsja ølboks!" |
| dust.wav | 140K | Myself, saying "Din jævla dust! Kan du ta å kom dæ ut herifra!" with an unpleasant voice. |
| hehe1.wav | 62K | Myself, laughing ironically. |
| keys.wav | 29K | A bunch of keys, falling onto a table. |
| komheim.wav | 45K | Arne Johan Jacobsen, the former leader of Ungdomsklubben Zero, is testing the microphone. |
| logging-on.wav | 56K | Myself saying "Logging on system!" with a pleasant voice. |
| Machine-whoomm.mp3 | 111K | A strange machine, making blurbing and squashing noises. |
| Modem.mp3 | 83K | Modem connect sounds. |
| nerd.wav | 40K | Birger With Willassen is calling me a nerd. |
| nerd2.wav | 49K | Manipulated version of the one above. |
| roar.wav | 48K | Even a plain old burp can sound like a lion's roar - when halving the sample rate! |
| Time-machine.mp3 | 78K | Time capsule taking off in an empty parking garage. |