A Quite Ordinary Day at School
A Non-Interactive Fiction by Arnt Richard Johansen
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Classroom of 1AFE, on the chair The walls in this room are made of concrete, just like all the other rooms in this school. A featureless master's desk stands in front of the blackboard. Your bag and satchel sit on the floor right next to your desk.
A dozen of students sits behind you. Geir Myhre stands in front of the blackboard. >x geir Geir Myhre is explaining linear equations. >read watch Time is 9:08:26 >wait Time passes... Geir Myhre talks about origo and the co-ordinate system. >x students They look utterly bored. >x desk Your desk contains three books and a pencil case. >open books The books are already open. >read books Boring. >listen Geir Myhre is demonstrating the addition of two fractions. >wait Time passes... >wait Time passes... Geir Myhre asks you to solve an equation at the blackboard! >get up Okay, you are no longer sitting on the chair. >x blackboard There is an equation written on the blackboard. In the groove attached to it you see four pieces of chalk. >get chalk And get an electric shock? No way! >touch groove And get an electric shock? No way! >x masters desk There are some books on the master's desk. It has two drawers. >open drawer Which drawer do you mean, the upper drawer or the lower drawer? >lower Opening the lower drawer reveals some sheets of paper, a packet of coloured chalks, a candle, and a piece of chalk. >get chalk Taken. >x equation It looks complex, but you should be able to solve it without making a fool of yourself. >solve equation You have to be more specific than that. >resolve parentheses Done. >simplify fractions Done. >put variables on left side and constants on right side variables: Done. constants: Done >simplify variables and constants Done. The equation is now solved! (Your score just went up!) >sit (on the chair) Okay, you are now sitting on the chair. >x satchel In the satchel you see some books, a ruler, a bus schedule, a floppy disk, and a student ID card. >get schedule Done. >x it An ordinary booklet from Nordtrafikk, describing the bus routes in the district. >read watch Time is 9:25:06 >read blackboard The blackboard is now almost completely filled with scribblings of formulae, co-ordinate systems and graphs. >read watch Time is 9:32:30 >sleep You're surely not contemplating sleeping in the middle of class? >x books The books are stuffed with maths exercises. >do exercises I don't know how to do the math exercises. >listen Geir Myhre explains the difference between equations and inequations. >x watch Time is 09:44:20 >wait Time passes... The school bell starts to ring. The other students start to put down their books. >put books in satchel Done. The school bell continues to ring. >x pencil case In the pencil case you see four pencils, three fluorescent markers, a green waterproof marker, a black waterproof marker, and two rubbers. >close it Done. The school bell stops ringing. The other students are leaving the class room. >leave classroom Done. Your score is 1 point out of a possible infinite number of points, which makes you a rank Amateur. Better luck next time (not!). Please type RESTORE, RESTART, UNDO or QUIT> quit

Arnt Richard Johansen, arj@fix.no
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